Be YOU TifulI
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

My hairdresser that i 100% completely trust dealing with my hair, especially right now when i really want something daring like a pixie, has moved nearly an hour away

This. This is why i have trust issues.

as of this morning i am free from the clutches of McDonalds

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

can someone link me to the PhotoFiltre download? i tried a few websites but they’re all super sketchy and i can’t remember where i had downloaded it before 

im reeeaally considering getting a pixie cut and dying it either all-over blonde or like a chesnut-y color. And if not a pixie idk what else, im just so tired of how i’ve had it for the past year or so I GET BORED AND NEED HAIR CHANGE

I’m a hot mess. Actually, screw the hot part. I’m just a mess.
Grantaire, Book V (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

Filed under: #giveaway

joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

quickweaves:

Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english  

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